me (9:53:01 PM): happy potato spud day :-P
he (9:53:24 PM): Where are my snails??
me (9:53:39 PM): you misplaced them?
he (9:53:59 PM): They've made off, tiny homes and all.
me (9:54:32 PM): oh dearie me! you know, they are always so unstable. that is why they keep their homes on their back.
he (9:55:08 PM): They also their deceit there as well. <>:o
me (9:55:32 PM): they also their deceit there as well
me (9:55:33 PM): ?
me (9:55:46 PM): speak no more engrish! my ears don't listen in your language!
he (9:55:51 PM): They also keep their deceit there as well.
he (9:56:11 PM): Read what I think, infidel!!
me (9:56:25 PM): oh snap!!!!
he (9:58:51 PM): I was in the piss house.
me (9:59:26 PM): ooooh this caused your crankiness.
he (9:59:36 PM): yes'm
me (9:59:44 PM): what is the piss house ma'am?
he (10:02:00 PM): 'tis a pis receptical
me (10:02:27 PM): are you drunken?
he (10:02:42 PM): no'm, I am filled with laughters
me (10:02:43 PM): you're a mess
he (10:02:55 PM): You are a tender cake of reason!